James Edward:
The Study of the Neurotic

Hailing from the swamps of Southeast Texas, James began his career as a professional online troll (that's a damn lie!) but later settled on a career that would make him actual money (a chemist or something idk). His hobbies include collecting cats (he has nine of his own, one foster, and a feral cat he calls "Reginald"), taking on too many projects at once (for any hobby you wish to explore, he has the necessary implements), dusting his extensive virtual pet collection (hundreds. Hundreds of them), and disappointing his mother (no Mother, I will NOT take you to the liquor store). At any time, he can be found spending money on things he'll forget he purchased (tens, TENS of THOUSANDS of dollars). James isn't looking to be a professional author or artist, but he will gladly keep writing books for your enjoyment.